so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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