I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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