I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
No subtext here. People are naked.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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