i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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When did angry sex become our thing?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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