Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.