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  I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.

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• (631): View more from New York

  So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"

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• (310): View more from California

  Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?

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• (714): View more from California

  You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.

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  Next. Level. Shit.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.

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  Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.

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  But I want to be Keith.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with

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