She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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