Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Green mimosas i think yes
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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