scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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