Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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