i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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