Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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