You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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