Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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