I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
