just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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