ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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