My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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