Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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