dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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