I love black thongs
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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