bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Houston, we have a squirter
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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