I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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