hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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