you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
