But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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