why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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