Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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