therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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