i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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