Kiss
Puke
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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