Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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