Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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