their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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