Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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