Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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