The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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