i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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