i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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