I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I fill condoms, not promises.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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