Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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