I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
