whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think my fart just growled at me.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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