is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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