every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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