Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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