i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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