The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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