Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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