So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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