How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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