I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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