You made me cry and you don't even care
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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