They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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