That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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