I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
one might say we're banned from that church
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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